12 Quotes by Gail Parent


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    She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

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    How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

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    Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

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    Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

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    the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

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