12 Quotes by Gail Parent
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Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
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She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
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When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation ...
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How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
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Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
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Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
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Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.
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the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
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In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
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