124 Quotes by Garry Shandling
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
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The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.
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I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.
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Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
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Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
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