78 Quotes by Garry Trudeau

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, has been taking place in full view.

I try not to second-guess editors; they're the clients, and I have no expectation that my strip is going to make it into every paper every day.

I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.