78 Quotes by Garry Trudeau

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

Isn't it possible that self-esteem isn't causal at all, but simply the happy side effect of a sturdy character, itself the product of unambiguous moral education?

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Not only was one cartoonist gunned down, but riots erupted around the world, resulting in the deaths of scores. No one could say toward what positive social end, yet free speech absolutists were unchastened.

The poor are the only ones who suffer. And they're used to it.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility

I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many of the soldiers being wounded and killed in Iraq are about the same age as my kids. My godson is going over soon, so the war's about to get personal for me.