106 Quotes by Gary Larson

Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ever.

Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan.

When a charter school opens up, typically they are inundated with parents who wish to enroll their kids as well as with applications from public school teachers who wish to teach there, ... They have a tendency to grow very fast.

Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science

We expect increased net sales and profitability for the fourth quarter of fiscal 2006, when compared to the prior quarter. With our solid execution and the positive trends in our core business, we expect to close fiscal 2006 by reporting a significant increase in annual net sales over fiscal 2005. We also anticipate full-year profitability in 2006, which marks a dramatic improvement in our bottom line compared to the prior year.

We are going to fight this thing all the way. The district is breaking the law and it's breaking its word to treat students who attend charter schools fairly.

Even if today all the people they want to talk to are a short distance away, in the future that may not be the case.

The way funding works if you have 100 kids in your first year and you grow to 200 kids in your second year, the state is only paying you for the amount of kids you had in your prior year. You don't get funding for the other kids until halfway, two-thirds through the current year,

the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food.'