106 Quotes by Gary Larson

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.