9 Quotes by Gayla Drummond

...how crazy things have to get before I ended up drooling all over a strait jacket with my name on it at Happyville Manor.

Thanks for working your tail off.” Leglin turned his head to check his hindquarters. “My tail is attached.” I chuckled, scratching behind both of his ears. “It’s a saying, bub.

Diablo tore free of the underbrush and rushed across our path. There was a small, orange splotch on his back. “Get it off! Get it off!” The black pit disappeared into the trees. I looked at Logan. “I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the right area.” Logan frowned. “Diablo won’t eat it, will he?” “Diablo!” I let go of Logan’s hand to pursue my dog.

Discord Airlines is now boarding for takeoff.

The raven settled back. “Dog is Cordi.” “Said that.” Percy took flight from Kate’s shoulder and landed next to the raven. “First.” Copernicus swatted the parrot with a wing. Percy ducked his head, feathers fluffing, and twisted, bumping the other bird with his rear. David intervened before a bird brawl broke out in earnest. “Enough, you two.

Ooh, bet that went over like a fart in church.

Looking around, I felt a mad desire to go shopping for pink flamingo and garden gnome lawn ornaments. I could do a midnight visit, plant one of each in every yard.

Whoever said exercise makes you feel great is a raging idiot. I don’t feel great. I feel like throwing up.

When you move, I’m available to do any heavy lifting you need done.” “Sure, if you’ll do it shirtless too.” My eyes widened. Holy crap. “Um, did I just say that out loud?” “Yeah.