17 Quotes by Gaylord Perry

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.

I saw Ozzie as a rookie in San Diego. I was always hoping they'd hit the ball his way because I knew then that my trouble was over.

I've got a kid six years old. He likes sports, but I definitely won't let him pitch. There would be too many things against him.

Do for yourself or do without.