17 Quotes by Gaylord Perry

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers – lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He’s wearing pinstripes.

They’ll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.