47 Quotes by Gene Weingarten

I don't see a point in advertising my marital status when men don't. Completely ridiculous.

I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will almost inevitably result in their making mistakes and misjudgments and otherwise acting badly.

Shakespeare was such a splendid vulgarian.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.

I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That would deter me!

That is my theory to explain the I don't knows. It's human.

I feel like no matter what happens in my career endeavors after today, going to grad school is one of the best decisions I've ever made.

I don't think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don't think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.