5 Quotes by Geoffrey Willans

It hapens very often that parents think they are worred about the progress a boy is making. they do not realise that all boys are numskulls with o branes which is not surprising when you look at the parents really the whole thing goes on and on and there is no stoping it it is a vicious circle.

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two.

Reality,′ sa molesworth 2, ‘is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder’.

History started badly and has been getting steadily worse.

The Only good thing about skool are the boys who are noble brave fearless etc. although you have various swots, bullies, cissies, milksops greedy guts and oiks with whom I am forced to mingle hem-hem. in fact any skool is a bit of a shambles.