86 Quotes by George Ade

After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.