86 Quotes by George Ade

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.