23 Quotes by George Herman

As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we struggle to understand it.

The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.

You're an actor, are you? Well, all that means is: you are irresponsible, irrational, romantic, and incapable of handling an adult emotion or a universal concept without first reducing it to something personal, material, sensational - and probably sexual!

Pitching just felt like the most natural thing in the world.

I have only one superstition... Touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump all the time.

It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

The harder you grip the bat, the more you can swing it through the ball, and the farther the ball will go.

I like to live as big as I can.