8 Quotes by Gisele Walko

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    I feel like you’re trying to convince me that we don’t need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I’m going to devour “ you like a praying mantis.” I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.

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    Maybe I can be good for Zeph. Maybe she can be the woman for me. We’ll be two meth heads trying to keep each other clean. What could go wrong with that?

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    I finished 11th grade with a perfect 5.0 GPA, so valedictorian is a sure thing if.

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    Nova, you know invisible people never have to convince people they’re invisible. Beautiful people who want to be antisocial do.

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    Like what? Like he’s the big bad wolf and you’re Little Red Riding Hood? Like he wants to put your chubby ass in a hole, starve you to death and skin you to make a woman suit?

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    The fact that he’s a great person makes me feel even shittier.

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    Biracial.” I correct with an edge. “Puppies are mixed.

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    No broad is going to rip out my throat; I don’t care what she looks like.

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