17 Quotes by Goodman Ace

I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating

TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.