124 Quotes by Gordon Korman

Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks! Grace had a saying: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Sugar maple!" Mary-Todd Holt knelt over her husband. "Are you all right?"Eisenhower sat up, and egg-size lump blooming on his crown. "Of course I'm all right!" he managed, his words slurred. "You think a little insect can stop me?"Reagan was unconvinced. "I don't know, Dad. She brained you with a baseball bat!""Hockey stick," Dan corrected."Those could be your last words, brat–

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

It's like Eldridge Kestenbaum always says - you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.""Horse manure catches more flies than honey and vinegar put together," retorted Mark.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.