35 Quotes by Gregor Collins

Sometimes standing up for what you believe means standing down and allowing the universe to do its work.

Those who aren't afraid to cry are the dreamers, and those who aren't afraid to lament are the lovers. The rest are just miserable.

Southern Californians freak out when it rains, yet when there's an earthquake they're like 'pass the salt.

Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth.

The start of a run is like the start of a writing session: First you resist, then you threaten to quit, then you roll your eyes and hunker down, and then suddenly you sprout wings and take flight.

What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I feel.

Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper that can stop a gushing razor cut in its tracks.

If Wolf Blitzer goes through his entire career on air without crying, I think that'll be the time to greenlight the remake of 'Never Cry Wolf.

When Rip Torn dies - heaven forbid - but when he dies, you'll only have to write RIP Torn.