35 Quotes by Gregor Collins

There are two types of people in this world: Those who make it their life's work to rid themselves of all pain and suffering... and Artists.

If what makes a person an artist is their work, they should be admired; if what makes a person an artist is themselves, they should be adored.

Art must never be labelled good or bad but as having value simply because it exists. For the brave and tortured soul who created it went to hell and back just so you could stroll by with your coifed hair and your clean fingernails and look at your pathetically myopic life in a completely new way.

Everyone knows what earthly success looks like - money, objects, acclaim. But only a special few understand true success, found inside us, attainable only by those fearless enough to follow their heart to become the best at what they care about most.

I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.

I love cheetahs. Every moment of every day is spent in fear of dying a terrible death yet they always carry themselves elegantly, remain loyal to their family, and never complain about anything.

Humans the world over have no problem chewing unhealthy food, yet the moment they realize they've eaten that tiny, black, hardened end of a banana, it's as if they've just put feces in their mouths.

The short-lived crash and burn of an eternal optimist is far more deeply felt than the day-to-day misery of an eternal pessimist.

I experience the same level of intense concentration watching a thrilling tennis match as I do hunched over a heaping pile of warm socks diligently searching for exact matches.