35 Quotes by Gregor Collins

Never burn bridges. If it's a faulty bridge then close it off and let it fall on its own.

You know how when a detective is interrogating a suspect and she already knows they're guilty but she still needs to hear them confess just to solidify the conviction and save a lot of time and heartache? Well it's the same with God. He already knows you've sinned, but he still needs to hear you confess. So save yourself some heartache, my fair young pupil, and confess outwardly!

I’ve never been more bummed walking out of a movie and back into present time than after seeing ‘Midnight in Paris.

The better looking you are the harder your life, under one condition: You're of above average intelligence. It's those unintelligent attractive people who have it best.

Live your life somewhere in between Ayn Rand and Mother Theresa. It's just as important to better yourself as it is to better others.

A pure heart faces the worst kind of evil in this world. But as it sleeps it's blessed, and it wakes up cleansed and a little bit stronger.

People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing.

The only time in history Keanu Reeves' acting would have been considered appropriate is if he were the first human being on earth. But then you have to consider that the flowers would wilt.