2 Quotes by H.B. Gilmour

  • Author H.B. Gilmour
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    Amber has a black belt in insensitivity, which she often mistakes for constructive criticism.

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  • Author H.B. Gilmour
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    The sequined trim on her gangrenous dress was a big mistake. Under the glaring studio lights, she flashed like a tour bus full of camera buffs every time she moved. Some of her audience had already resorted to sunglasses and tennis visors.

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