9 Quotes by H.P. Mallory

I don't think of myself as evil, but no can say they've led a perfect life.

I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car.

Always trust your intuition as it won't steer you wrong.

You're barely older than me.''Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.

Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.

Hi, Honey,” she said, looking at him like he was crack and she, Whitney Houston.

I don’t think of myself as evil, but no can say they’ve led a perfect life.

You want some more?” Christa asked, her right eye drooping like an old lady’s pantyhose. It was a sign that Christa was drunk. She said it was a form of lazy eye; I just thought it was hysterical and laughed although I tried to hide it with an inconspicuous cough.

Okay, okay. Sheesh, I guess getting changed into a gigantic booger put you into a crappy mood.” “Gee, you think?” My legs ached.