38 Quotes by Hank Williams, Jr.

If you mind your own business, you’ll stay busy all the time.

I’d love to spit some Beechnut in that dude’s eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin’, I want to thank you Lord.

We say grace and we say ma’am. If you ain’t in to that, we don’t give a damn.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

No mommy’s kisses and no daddy’s smile. Nobody wants me, I’m nobody’s child.

You’re singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don’t turn me on.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

I’d have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I’d ban the ones made in China.