49 Quotes by Harland Williams

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I'd want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.