18 Quotes by Harry Hill

never say never. whoops - said it twice

I give the founders credit, ... but it?s a business. You need to bring in the experts to run your business. Many charter schools just don?t do that. That gets them in trouble. If you don?t have experts across the whole spectrum of things, you?re lost.

It was one of those years when God bent over and kissed California.

They keep saying they don?t have the money because they?re giving it to the charters. They?d have to spend it on the kids anyhow. The kids in both charter schools are Chester kids.

You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.