4 Quotes by Harvard Lampoon

You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.

I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.

Germs contagious, contagious alert!But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!

And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for if you perk up your pink little ear, you may hear the silvery tinkling of merriment in the air, far, far away . . . . It's us, buster. Ching!