13 Quotes by Heidi Schulz

The thing about friends is, you never know when you might need them. It's always best to keep them imprisoned nearby.

Jocelyn did not want to always remain the same. Where was the adventure in that?

Jocelyn’s stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.

Why is it that those who are the most concerned with manners rarely have any themselves?

… but as even the stupidest toddler knows, covering your eyes makes you invisible.

It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.

…if you will quit squirming about and be patient you will see that most things in life, wishes included, do not have immediate results.

I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them!

Dead mothers are rather fashionable these days. They lend such an attractive air of tragedy.