250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.