357 Quotes by Henny Youngman


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    I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

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    My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!

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    A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

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