357 Quotes by Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
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I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
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What is a home without children. Quiet.
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A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains… a secret.
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