29 Quotes by Henry Beard

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.

There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.

Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Wear it if it clashes.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.