13 Quotes by Henry Morgan

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.

He had to have someone he trusted in the courtroom with him,

Bookie - A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

It's at least six months before a case is heard, ... Sometimes, it's as long as nine or 10 months.

It's something that the business traveler really, really needs. When you get in line behind 200 tourists waiting to go home, it's just miserable.

These people were supporting their families. Now were having to support their children.

I'm more encouraged because of the effort of the ordinary guys - the fans - to get this done. I have a heightened optimism that we're going to get something accomplished.