40 Quotes by Hilarious

If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.