8 Quotes by Hirukuma

I feel like she's more cut out to be an employee at the inn than a hunter risking life and limb for money, but I'm sure she has her own thoughts on that.

I have no arms to hold her as she sobs, and I don't have a mouth to give her words of comfort -- but from the bottom of my heart, I'm glad I met you. And I'm happy I could meet you again, Lammis.

She has a perfect body, and she's supposed to be sexy, but it doesn't turn me on. She has an ethereal sort of look to her, as though I'm looking at a piece of art. There is no carnal desire there -- just a bewitching beauty.

Ah, crap. Only the lowest beasts would ever harm a vending machine. Doesn't it understand my functional yet artistic beauty?

A bear and a vending machine in a small room. Of course, if he doesn't start talking, we won't get anywhere.

Meanwhile, as I think about dumb stuff, the situation is getting worse.

What about these fried things . . . ? Ohhh, god, these have a simple taste, but I just can't stop!

Believe in the vending machine. Become the vending machine. I am a vending machine. I will understand my body!