39 Quotes by Homer Simpson

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in..

Trying is the first step to failure

You tried and you failed miserably lesson is never try

Trying is the first step towards failure

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson