39 Quotes by Homer Simpson

Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!

(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.

You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox