186 Quotes by Howard Stern

My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

I’m going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you’re in big trouble.

I’m on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

It’s no treat being in bed with me.

Well, first of all, I’m worth every penny.