103 Quotes by Howie Mandel

I was totally involved in Bobby's World from the time we started the idea to sitting with the artists on how he would look, to the script meetings, the music, the lyrics, the songs.

Diana Ross saw me on Merv Griffin and hired me to be her opening act.

Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them.'

I know intellectually that if I shake somebody's hand that I'm not going to get sick and die.

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?

If you come to any of my live shows, you'll see, it's very frenetic. I have the attention span of a gnat.

My wife doesn't cook, so we eat out every night. It's not fine dining or anything - we're not fancy people.