16 Quotes by Irwin Corey

If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.