9 Quotes by J. Golden Kimball

I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth the Lord won't force you to remain with them in heaven.

I won’t go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!

If it were not for repentance and forgiveness, I would become discouraged and discontinue my labors.

What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can’t claim salvation. Baptizing him in water will not settle the trouble, unless you keep him under.

I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I cross it as often as I can.

We need revelation for the calling of officers in the Church. Men should not be called merely through impression.

I want to advise this people, if the Lord ever does give you an inspiration, for heaven’s sake write it down and remember it.

An honest man is in Hell when he is in debt.

No man has any influence or power for good when angry.