22 Quotes by J. Richard Singleton

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

The difference between extras and audience members is that audience members don’t get chairs. Audience members are the daylaborers of the industry. When it's sunny, we stand in the sun. When it’s cold, we stand in the cold.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God.

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

Life... It’s better than the alternative.

If there’s one thing I know about women, it’s that they have vaginas.