1,714 Quotes by J.K. Rowling

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    A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once." Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner. "Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts.

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    That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it?" said Ron..."He seems like a very good teacher," said Hermoine approvingly. "But I wish I could have had a turn with the boggart -""What would it have been for you?" said Ron sniggering, "A piece of homework that only got nine out of ten?

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    Myrtle goggled at them."You're alive," she said blankly to Harry."There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly..."Oh, well... I'd just be thinking... if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver."Urgh!" said Ron... "Harry! I think Myrtle's grown fond of you! You've got competition, Ginny!

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    The wonderful thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting. The terrifying thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.

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    Sounded like a load of waffle to me.""There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle.

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    Entonces pensó con amargura que sería más fácil renunciar al chocolate si su existencia no fuera tan estresante.

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    Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?''Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down the front door,' said Dumbledore. 'Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry.

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