119 Quotes by Jack Black

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The stool pigeon is the coming race.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diemm for stupid people.

My experience with short rations in many places has convinced me that we would all be healthier and better nourished if we ate half as much food and chewed it twice as long.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.