13 Quotes by Jack Gould

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    I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.

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    They've just gone berserk. It's in the public interest to know where these large amounts of money are coming from.

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    Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can be called that, consists of the stereotyped variations that go with a beginner's aria in a bathroom. For the ear, he is an unutterable bore.

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    One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

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    It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.

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    Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?

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    Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.

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