37 Quotes by Jack Paar

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.