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Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
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I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
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Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
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Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
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One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
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The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
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Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
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Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
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