37 Quotes by Jack Paar
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In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn’t have time for it.
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We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: “In case of fire-break crystal.”
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.
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The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn’t visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.
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The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it’s a real effort to keep breathing.
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I’m not saying these flying discs don’t really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that’s a dry state.
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It’s almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
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It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don’t have to lift a finger.
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Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.
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