3 Quotes by Jacob D. Lochner

That’s what happens when you crowd enough folks into the same sandbox: eventually they’re gonna start throwing a fit over who gets what part to play with.

I feel it respectful to observe and practice new customs, if I am to ever understand what it truly means to be human.

Yup,” Heather replied. “Some jackass tries to prick me and I’m gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya a trip.