1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

Le secret pour rester en vie? Ne jamais cesser de respirer.

It’s, like, a safety bomb.”-Iggy

life is supposed to have ups and downs. But for me, it's been more like ups and downs... and downs... and downs.

Do you know how fast you were going?"Fang looked at the speedometer..."No," he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,"she said, pulling out a clipboard.I let out an impressed whistle. "Excellent! I never thought we'd be that fast." Fang shot me a look and I put my hand over my mouth.

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers couldhave turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer

Pages turn themselves

You really hurt me. I wouldn't hurt you. Not like this.

They come in all shapes and sizes, all races and creeds and genders. That's the scariest thing of all