1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.

A lot of people like the idea of eternal love and eternal romance. The notion of love that is more profound and deeper because it is eternal is very powerful.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country. Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever

People like to talk more than they like to act. They like to sit there and complain and vent. Somehow they think that changes things, when it doesn't.

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12

Stop trying to write sentences and start trying to write stories.