29 Quotes by James Ponti

Once you're certain about something, you no longer question it. And if you don't question what you think you know, then you'll only ever see the big things and TOAST is worthless to you.""Let me get this straight," she replied. "You're saying that big things, like everybody believing something, block the important details from view.

If you trust me with a secret, that means you trust my judgment with regard to the information. Not that you get to dictate that judgment for me. (Agent Marcus Rivers)

Pirates have seized the boat,” Brooklyn said. “I think they’re coming for the two of you.”“Pirates?” Judy gave her a confused look. “You mean with peg legs and parrots?”“Yes, and a crocodile with a loud clock in its stomach,” Brooklyn replied sarcastically. “This isn’t a storybook. These are actual twenty-first-century criminals at sea. And you two are the most valuable treasure on this boat.

I don't get involved in anything that's stupid.

I hate zombies.I know that sound prejudiced. I'm sure some zombies are really nice to kittens and love their parents. But it's been my experience that most are not the kind of people you want sending you friend requests.

If this had been a public-school locker room, there would have been some gray jumbo-sized garbage cans nearby, and I probably could've taken care of cleanup by myself. But apparently the girls of St. Andrew's don't throw anything away, because all they had was a tiny wastebasket and some recycling bins. There were bins for paper, plastic, and glass, but none for rotting corpses. Go figure.

I'm not worthy of you or your Omega awesomeness.

I mean it, guys," I said. "Why don't you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It's just as fun and much safer.""First of all, this is completely safe," Grayson replied. "Second, if we had both feet down, we'd just be asking each other trivia questions.""Which would be lame," added Alex."But isn't that what you're doing right now?" I asked."No," Grayson said defensively. "Balancing on one foot makes it a sport.

This year I, Molly Bigelow, resolve to stay alive.That's it.